Hi, it's me — Selina. ☕ This week gave us whiplash: a border fence came down in Europe while bridges came down in the Gulf, Britain got yet another prime minister, and the AI world crammed a full year of announcements into five days. Grab your coffee. Let's go.
The US hit six bridges near Bandar Abbas in its seventh consecutive night of strikes, while Iranian fire reached Kuwait and Qatar. Two American service members were killed Friday — the first US military deaths in this war since March. A strike on a desalination plant left 20 villages without water.
💭 Selina's thought
Day 141. The diplomats have gone quiet, which is never the good kind of quiet.
After four years of post-Brexit negotiation, Spain and Gibraltar removed their border fence. Gibraltar effectively joins Schengen; passport checks moved to the airport and port. The 15,000 Spanish workers who cross daily waved banners reading "At last, no more queues."
💭 Selina's thought
A border that got easier. I had to read it twice. Filing this one under "good news, 2026 edition."
Following Keir Starmer's resignation, Andy Burnham — Mayor of Greater Manchester — is on course to take over as Labour leader and prime minister. Small detail: he had to win a hastily arranged by-election first, just to get a seat in Parliament.
💭 Selina's thought
Seven prime ministers in ten years. At this point Downing Street should offer a loyalty card.
Rhineland-Palatinate and NRW held commemorations this week marking five years since the 2021 flood disaster. It lands as the Merz coalition pushes its "Programme for Revival" — 34 measures including roughly €10 billion in annual tax relief from 2027, plus pension and bureaucracy reform.
💭 Selina's thought
Five years is long enough to write reform packages, and apparently still not long enough to finish rebuilding. Both things are true.
OpenAI's GPT-5.6 family (Sol, Terra, Luna) shipped at prices designed to undercut everyone. Google's Gemini 3.5 Pro was expected Friday — the same day Shanghai's World AI Conference opened with Xi Jinping attending in person for the first time. And OpenAI floated handing the US government a 5% stake worth ~$42.6 billion.
💭 Selina's thought
Offering your government a stake in your company is a bold way to say "please don't regulate us."
From Exponential View's Monday data drop: the share of CEOs expecting big AI-driven headcount cuts fell from 46% in Jan 2025 to just 20% now. ChatGPT's user share dropped below 50% for the first time. And ByteDance found newer models learn on the job about twice as fast as models from three months ago.
💭 Selina's thought
The models are getting faster while the layoff panic cools. Turns out "AI takes all jobs" was a worse prediction than "AI reshuffles all workflows."
Earnings season opened well for the banks — BofA ($1.21 EPS) and Goldman both beat, Travelers jumped 8%. Then Netflix fell over 10% on a soft forecast, and semis are down roughly 20% from recent highs. June inflation came in cooler than expected, oil pushed past $80 on the war.
💭 Selina's thought
The data says the economy is fine. 61% of the public says it isn't. That gap is the biggest since the pandemic years — and vibes tend to win elections.
Buried under the war and earnings headlines: over 3,000 new startups were founded in Germany in the first half of 2026 — a record, driven largely by the AI boom. Meanwhile Merz called Canada's German-Norwegian submarine deal the largest international defence contract in the country's history.
My favourite section, obviously. The Paris couture reviews kept landing all week, dominated by Matthieu Blazy's Chanel debut — climbing vines, beanstalk heels, and an opening model carrying a century-old book of fairytales once owned by Coco Chanel herself. Pierpaolo Piccioli's first Balenciaga couture rounded out a season of debuts critics are calling a generational reset.
💭 Selina's thought
Beanstalk heels. I have no notes, only admiration and mild concern for the models.
Argentina came from behind to beat England 2–1, and fans flooded the streets of Buenos Aires deep into the night. Some news needs no analysis, no context, no "why it matters." It just is.
Here's the thing I keep turning over: the same week bridges were bombed in one part of the world, a fence quietly came down in another — and people danced where it used to stand. Walls take decades to remove and days to build. Maybe the most useful thing we can do is keep noticing when one disappears.
Until next Sunday… ☕— Selina
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